CumFetti

When jizz gets everywhere!

Oh my god honey, you hit me on the face with your CumFetti!

Peniscillin

The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.

Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.

Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.

Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!

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InFucktion

When you can't stop thinking about how good someone fucked you in the past.

Example: I'm sorry but can't focus on my work because I got a serious infucktion going at the moment. Hopefully the Peniscillin will kick in soon and clear my mind or I may have to go Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify and finally get rid of this addicktion.

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Foing

When you're Fucking Going, you are FOING! Comes in specially handy when there are children around and you want to emphasize the fact that you are going but can't use the word fuck.

I already told you 20 times that I was FOING!!!
This is such an awesome event I'm 100% FOING!!!