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If his cock is your drug... then DeCoxify is what a
girl or gay man has to do after a break up with a boyfriend one had highly addicktive great sex with.
Example: I miss sex with him so much I might have to check into Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify!
Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.
Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.
21π 3π
When jizz gets everywhere!
Oh my god honey, you hit me on the face with your CumFetti!
When you can't stop thinking about how good someone fucked you in the past.
Example: I'm sorry but can't focus on my work because I got a serious infucktion going at the moment. Hopefully the Peniscillin will kick in soon and clear my mind or I may have to go Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify and finally get rid of this addicktion.
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The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.
Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.
Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.
Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!
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A ShitZaster is what my house was after hosting another kiddie birthday shit show of a party. Any questions? I know parents know what I mean.
Hurricane Maria left such a SHITZASTER in Puerto Rico!!!
The place is such a SHITZASTER after the such a wild party.
OMG how do we get out of this SHITZASTER!!!!???
North Korea bomb situation is such a SHITZASTER!!!
Upholjizzphobia is the fear of someone getting Jizz on your upholstered headboard.
I'm shopping for a bed for my guest room and love this upholstered headboard but I suffer from Upholjizzphobia!!! What if the guests all leave a little DNA in it, YUCK!!!