doot

A playful and deliberately racist one-word summary of all language spoken in India, derived from the sound of sharply emphasized consonants heard in most Hindi accents. (Place strong dental articulation on the 'd' sound for best pronunciation, such that it almost sounds like "nn-DOOT".)

English person: "Hello!"
Spanish person: "¡Hola!"
Chinese person: "Nihao!"
Indian person: "Doot doot!"

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