Jena

Honestly, anyone with the name Jena has HELLA game, can look good in literally anything, then shortly after gracing people with their presence, the crowd of people fall to the floor sobbing due to the sparkling everlasting beauty she emits from that face that shines brighter than a diamond. You think you’re great? Not as great as Jena. You think you can make croissants as buttery as the most famous French baker in the world? Think again. It’s only Jena. Can you end world hunger? No, Jena already did that by baking an entire continent a years worth of delicious confectioneries. Never try to compare to a Jena; you’ll never accomplish that type of greatness.

“Wow, Jena has a FAT dump truck and literally ended world hunger in one day!”

“I tried to become a Jena, but I should have listened to my family telling me I couldn’t.”

“That girl is a straight up Jena, if I’ve ever seen one.”

“Did you hear about the Jena incident? She removed her facemask before going down a rollercoaster at Busch Gardens yesterday, and unintentionally blinded an entire school of young children. They just weren’t ready for that type of beauty”