Passed Glass

Much like passed gas but when you fart it hurts.

That fart hurt so much, it feels like I just passed glass.

Correct Change

When you are angry at a store and take a shit inside the cash register.

They tried to kick us out of the store, so I gave them correct change.

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Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.

“Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”