Eternal Glove

The Eternal Glove is a bootleg Infinity Gauntlet (from Avengers: Infinity War) used by Tantoes in “Revengers: Eternal Battle”
The Eternal Glove can hold the four eternal rocks (Spooky Rock, Zap Rock, Wall Rock, And Death Rock)
If Tantoes claps his hands while wearing the Eternal Glove (with all Eternal Rocks) it will make two thirds of the universe no longer allowed to vote.

“With the Eternal Glove I can take away Two Thirds of the universe’s right to vote...”
*Tantoes claps hands*
“Mister Steak... I don’t feel like I can vote...”

Gumshipoo

An inside-out sock with wads of chewed-up gum on the inside. It’s used for gummy masturbation as the sensation of the gum sticking to your penis is oddly very pleasing. It’s something I would surely try again

Person 1: “hey can I borrow your gumshipoo?”
Person 2: “yeah, but it’s a little sticky right now as I haven’t cleaned out the cummy gummies”
Person 1: “ok.”

Yeetus

A damn good Fetus

“Damn, That Fetus is a MoFo YEETUS”

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Dank Todd

A way you would call someone stupid or foolish

“You’re being a Dank Todd!”
“You are always acting like a Dank Todd!”

OatChild

A Jewish child born with one purpose: to spread oat power globally.
An OatChild serves it’s master in battle with it’s highly advanced ability to control or summon an army of oats.
OatChildren are more powerful in numbers as they can transfer OatJuice to one another and strengthen each other’s powers.

“Stay away! I have an army!” *Jewish child steps forward*
“Oh Shit! It’s an OatChild!”
“Not just one OatChild... DOZENS!”
*Army of Jewish OatChildren apparates out of thin air*