Wide on

Sometimes it is just changing the tv screen setting

“ can you change the screen from Cinema to wide on please”

3👍 7👎

worm holed

When you’re partner sticks a metal pole up your anus whilst star gazing. The dog should usually be howling from the erotic sounds

“Mammy I think I’ve just been worm holed”

18👍 18👎

Fiddle-dicks

When a male goes into the bathroom and quickly slaps another males penis whilst shouting ‘Yes Daddy’ before running out

“ Did that toddler just Fiddle-dicks me?”

7👍 11👎

Tunnel Buddies

When two men shit into the same girls mouth whilst howling like dogs at the same time

“Official Tunnel Buddies they said as they high fived and the girl choked”

11👍 79👎