arty farty

a pooey bumbum; a shit-bespeckled anus; a feaces-ridden arsehole; quite literally a butt which has not been cleansed of its product. bon appetit!

"...so then, i looked down and saw that not only had she forgotten to shave, she also posessed a great big arty farty!"

"after the gym, my boyfriend smells like an arty farty"

"muuuum!! do we have more toilet paper?! i have a really arty farty!"

"the perfect recipe for an arty farty is sprouts, beans and prunes."

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Nayeli

1. Native American,California, name meaning "I love you."
2. Aztec name, popular in Mexico.

Nayeli: "My name is Nayeli."
Sally: "How awfull, is that really your name?"
Nayeli: "Yes, well, it means 'I love you.' "
Sally: "Oh, ok.
Nayeli: "Well, Sally sounds like a fat girl's name."

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