Disgustipated

A tool song

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
-from disgustipated

Asian

A chink. A gook. A zipper face. That smart kid you make fun of and get your math Homework from.

I’m ashan is must like meths
Shut up you goddamn chink lookin Asian ass

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St. Anger

A slang term for a shitty snare drum tone

“Guys give me a minute my snare sounds like st. Anger”

Danny Carey

The greatest drummer in progressive metal. He has really good rhythm and can keep a nice groove

Mike Portnoy is better than Danny Carey
Kill yourself you distasteful cunt

Cracker

A Racial slur towards white people, but not anywhere near as close to as racist as nigger

Stupid cracker, Nigger is racist!

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shrekintology

The act of worshipping Shrek.

What religion are you?
Shrekintology

What the hell is that?
Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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