stone church boy

He is from stone curch

“Hey where do you live?”
“Stone curch”
“ONG ITS STONE CURHC BOY!”
Stone church boy

Aditi

She’s hot and has daddy issues like no other.

“Omg is that a ADITI without daddy issues.”

“Your hallucinating dumbass.”

Spine throating

The action of shoving a man’s spine through his own throat as a way of killing him.

“Nooo Batman don’t spine throat me!”

“I already did. Get pranked bozo.”

*gets spine throating”

Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

Read more in (Donaldxjoe an lovers to enemies story) on Wattpad

Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99

Aquarius

The best zodiac. Prob besties with a Capricorn. Hates Aries and is hot asf

“Gahhhhdamn is that a Virgo?”

“Nah dawg only ♒️ can be that hot.”

Aquarius

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Joeys sex life 101

A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it

“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”

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Batman

A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:

Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman

Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero

Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days

Batman is a yandere

Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers

“Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”

“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“