Qi

A short word commonly used in Scrabble to piss of another person. More often than not, it plays off of an I that lays next to a triple letter score, scoring an obsurd amount of points for such a small amount of effort.

Doug: "Bam, 'Qi' for 31 points..count it up."

Frank: ".....you cheap bastard."

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DVR Bump

When a barely passable television show is considered a success by having it follow an established program that is often recorded.

Doug: "That show Chicago Code is so god awful the only reason it's survived this long into the season is because it's getting the DVR bump from House."

Frank: "....who are you and why are you holding my family hostage?"