Ketface is a nickname usually given to someone who has a ketamine addiction.
"Andrew really has a ketamine addiction"
"yeah, i guess you could call him Ketface"
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Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".
Stroke FC is a growing football team filled with talent
Bushfield is a school located in Peterborough UK, and is known for its teenage pregnancies and high rates of criminality.
Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills
"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"
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Spencer FC is a football club based in Dogsthorpe Peterborough, they are rivals to neighbouring club Freezers Geezers UTD.
Spencer FC fans are regarded as being mentally deficient and to make monkey noises when playing.
They are well known for losing 5 - 2 to the Freezers Geezers UTD which they feel cheated about to this day.
Spencer FC lose to the Freezer Geezers all the time
Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.