A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.
"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"
"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"
" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
Stan: I can't sleep lately.
Rob: Don't use your phone before bed.
Stan: ok, I'll just sit there and think about how lonely I am until I get suicidal. Don't H.A.S. me bro!
"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"
"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"
Having "a pair"
"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"
"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"