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Protesting Hillary

Male Masterbation

"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"

"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"

by Honeybadger1975 April 19, 2017


scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.

"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"

by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017


Testicular Integrity

Having "a pair"

"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"

"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"

by Honeybadger1975 October 28, 2017


H.A.S.

Half Assed Solution

Stan: I can't sleep lately.

Rob: Don't use your phone before bed.

Stan: ok, I'll just sit there and think about how lonely I am until I get suicidal. Don't H.A.S. me bro!

by Honeybadger1975 October 2, 2018