Billy The Quid

Annoying homeless chap given the asbo from Chatham highstreet. So called because he never fails to ask passers by for a quid. Now makes Rochester his homestead.

Billy The Quid : "Got a paaaaand mate?"

Member of the public : "No"

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Slumberdump

Where one makes the fatal mistake of dropping log whilst catching some Z's

(In Bed)

Wife: Poo-ee, what's that smell?

Husband: I do believe I've slumberdumped during the night.

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