makeup pretty

a woman who looks good as long as she's wearing heavy makeup.

Da'Nell: That new girl, what's her name, Val? She sure looks fine.

Perkins: Man I've seen her up close. she's makeup pretty.
Without her makeup on, she would look like the south end of a north bound mule.

Darryl: Yeah, one with a shaved asshole.

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Carpet minger

A rough and unattractive lesbian.

"I swear that one on the left is a fucking carpet minger!"

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