empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

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Squirrel in heat

This is when the subordinant husband gets a little feisty or "hot under the collar." Occurs in a relationship where the wife determines when playful activity is engaged.

Heather: Oh Aaron, you are like a squirrel in heat!

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skids

When yourself and an individual with whom you are usually friends are in the middle of an argument, or are not speaking to each other.

Lori: Hey, why aren't you talking to Tyler?
Brian: Oh, we are on the skids.

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