Terminal Soda

A terminal soda, often referred to as a “termie”, is a rich tradition. It originates from airport terminals, where one can purchase cheap beer, or terminal soda. However, terminal sodas are not exclusive to airports. You can crank a termie in the morning before work, on your drive to school, or any time you need to take the edge off. Terminal sodas are often accompanied by hoons. When combined, side effects can include happiness, warmth, and a love of life. Please enjoy a termie today!

This morning, I woke up and Parks offered me a terminal soda. I had to accept, so I had 6 terminal sodas before breakfast and then I cranked half a pack of hoons