dark joke

A joke that is so dark that it’s dad still hasn’t come back with the milk, and is also more prone to cops shooting at it.

Timmy: Wanna here a dark joke?

Bill: Sure.

Timmy: My uncle tickles me in my No Sox Box.

Bill: Hahaha... wait you’re not joking?

Aboutish

1. Sort of, but not really (usually followed by a number or given time)

2. Well yes, but actually no.

I went to the store at 7:00 aboutish.

The milk man arrived with aboutish 3 milk jugs.

I ran over aboutish 23 people on the way to school today.