Moob Synthesizer

The technical definition for breast implants for men.

Mike's moob synthesizers made him the envy of all his friends.

Dr. Woot is the most sought after doctor in Hollywood for his moob synthesizer practice.

Change your ringtone

The proper term for "anal bleaching".

I got to the club late because I was changing my ringtone.

No, mom, I don't want to help you change your ringtone.

Yeah, Bob, the way you changed your ringtone really brings the room together.