Kate

a backstabbing b*tch who will steal your man from underneath your nose, but somehow you still love her to death and so does everyone else

You: Have you seen Kate?
BFF: I think she was hanging out with Jake...
You: again??? why is she always with my bf???

Jake

Jake is the best guy you will ever fucking meet. he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever. he's the best friend you'll ever meet and lucky you if you have a Jake. He is loveable and caring and SUPER FUNNY. He has the dirtiest mind to ever exist and constantly makes dick jokes (ofc you join in) He's amazing and has like, BUFF arms. He's athletic and gives good hugs, Loves sweatshirts and sweatpants, and actually looks good in them. You've dedicated Spotify playlists to him and you think of him every time you hear a love song. He likes books about love and you always text at 2 am about them. He is like 6'5 and has the prettiest blue eyes. Although You know you can't have him, You still manage to fall in love with him so now you suffer every time you see him.

Bestie #1: Hey! Have you hung out with Jake recently??
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!

Jake

He's the guy best friend everybody needs and loves, and he has an amazing but dirty sense of humor. He wears letterman hoodies every day and He causes you to crane your neck to talk to him. He has an interesting taste in music and has super buff arms. He has a smile that makes your heart flutter and the most perfect teeth ever. If you have a Jake, NEVER LET HIM GO

Friend: Do you know Jake?
YN: Yeah, We're texting!
Friend: OMG really you're so lucky!
YN: Yeah...He's really amazing

Emmy

The fucking best person you will ever meet. Never let her go once you have her, she is drop-dead gorgeous and has a dirty sense of humor. She is a skinny legend with beautiful curly blond hair and sparkling eyes that dazzle you with every glance. She will tackle you to the ground every chance she gets, and win every fight. She is sassy with some remarkable comebacks and hilarious roasts. You better run for her life if you ever get on her wrong side.

Person one: Hey, Have you seen Emmy recently?"
Person two: I wish! Emmy is so hot.
Person one: She's such a badass too.
Both: Man I wish she liked me