Blender Blowjob

When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.

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Big doink kangaroo

When a man fucks a woman by making her lift her hips up in the air and the man simultaneously planking and bouncing up and down, resembling the jumping of a horny kangaroo on its dick.

Guy1:"Remember Rebecca from last night in the club?"
Guy2:"Yeah, you took her home. How was the night?"
Guy1:"She's into the kinky shit, I had to do the big doink kangaroo on her, and now my back hurts."

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Naruto vibes

A person that, even if you don't really know or care for them, still gives you the urge to help them, no matter what. The person naturally seems like they'd be a good friend, regardless of your position toward them.

Person 1: *Fell down and is in pain, but is silent.*

Person 2: *Rushes over to help them.*

Person 1: "Do I know you? Why would you help me?"

Person 2: "Dunno man, you're giving me Naruto vibes."