self worship

Masturbation aka stress relief for christian folk

"Where's Susan? This Monopoly game isn't gonna play by itself"

"Ummmm, I think she went to the bathroom for a little self worship"

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Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.

"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?