Faceblocked

A sorority girls often implemented cockblock should an inexperienced hardcore/metal kid, struggling to create an archetypal college identity that is specialized in attracting mates, request her phone number.

guy: So uh, lemme get your number?
girl: Just facebook me*

*point of subsequent wreckage

Later...
guy: Dude...
guys friend: Did you get her number?
guy: no, I got faceblocked.

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