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If you're a true Liquor Captain, fill mug to this line.^
One who drinks alcohol at a rate that would cause the average person to black out, but isn't phased. The Liquor Captain sets full sail to the liquor winds.
"Man, Tristan is a fucking Liquor Captain. He had 20 beers and he's perfectly fine. Most people would be passed out by now but Tristan is still taking shots of Jim Beam."
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(Cรยถk Snรยขch-รยr-ee)
Something that is over priced, or otherwise attempts to leave your life savings and or wallet horse-molested. A ripoff.
"Damn, son! $25.99 for a 24 pack of Miller? That's Cock Snatchery! Grab the Busch it's $10 less and comes with 6 more."
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Billy: " What kinda beer you got for later?"
Jimmy: " Cold and Free!"
Billy: " That's the best kind. Perfect for a Liquor Captain ."
the act of getting completely fucked beyond recognition. destroyed.
"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested
something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.
"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."