Bayou Bump

When your need a little bit extra der sumptin you need a little bayou bump.

Excuse me der can I get a little bayou bump from ya?

Perslappen

When you uh let a snapping turtle take a little ride on your who who fully and then once the turtle is attached you reel it in and you use the momentum of you who who fully to smack an enemy.

Hey der guy if you don’t shape up You’ll have to be perslappend

Blinshaw

When you put your dick in a hot dog bun and you put relish der on the top and you put some ketchup on the top and then the mustard along with onions putta pickle on da top and den you eat your dick der

Oh man der I got so drunk last night I blinshawed myself.

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Cummarrhea

Cummarrhea is when you diarrhea redirects to your prostate. At this point you uncontrollably ejaculate from you cack. This leads to dickhyrdation problems.

I got da cummarrhea I think I’ll head to the nearest bukkake. I’ll be a one man show.

Chicago Dog

A Chicago dog can only happen after a long night in Chicago. You can’t shower, and then your cum receptacle has to eat your Chicago dog.

I just had a long Chicago night and I been thinking my balls smell. I think I need get the old lady a Chicago dog

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