Disturbating

When a person finds something disturbing and masturbates to it, regardless of any moral dilemma or the surreality to the thing in question.

Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."

Guy 1: Dude, I found this fucked up website that posts some gnarly-ass gore vids, it made me wanna hurl but the chicks were kinda hot so I kinda went ham last night and now I'm out of tissues, lotion and ketchup.

Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?

Guy 1: What the fuck is that?