flannophile

Adj; describing word; relating to females who are attracted to flannable males.

"Did you see Sarah turn down Jim?" "Yeh, she is such a flannophile, she couldn't go out with some one so unflannable.

hosebeast

A nick-name given to males with the last name Hosie. Meaning no offence, simply a play on a name.

Hosebeastess is the female version.

(Hosebeastess To Be) implies the female is marrying into the family name.

I am a Hosebeastess to be because I am marrying Hosebeast.

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flannable

Adj; describing word; a male who is attractive whilst wearing a flannie.

Noun; a lifestyle which incorporates the essence of flannability.

See also flannophile, flannonette, flannoness, flannometre, flannelder

"What do you think of Jim?" "He's alright, but he's not flannable enough."