Stump Monkey

A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.

Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.

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killa tay

A savage west coast rapper from Fresno, California.

Have you heard Killa Tay's new album?

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Cobbler Bottom

An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.

A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.

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Nick Hossley

The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley

Wow, that guy is acting like a hoss. That’s imposible though because there is only one true hossley -The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley

Rocky mountain hanger

To strangle a female while hitting it doggystyle with some wire or rope and while she is trying to breath, her muscles will tighten up giving the guy added pleasure....also commonly referred to as bein "Jonbenet'd".

Bitch was loose as a goose so i had to give her the rocky mountain hanger."see Jonbenet'd".

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Single Shot

(1)A male that has only one testicle.
(2)"One - Nutted"

Clovis and his buddy was giving me a hard time at work the other day, so I said "fuck you and your single shot friend."

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zeffer

see zepher

1. When one who does not smoke chews or gnaws on an unlit cigar or cigarette to mock people that do smoke.

2. When a former smoker zeffers a cigarette or cigar.

Hondo: Hey let me bum a cig man.

Spencer: You don't even smoke dude.

Hondo: I wanna Zeffer it.

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