Habermaning

Spinning right wing crimes into headlines that dramatically reduce the implications by using soft terminology and/or posing known facts as a question (e.g. is it a crime?).

Maggie was Habermaning when she wrote, “Many are awaiting Merrick Garland’s view on what’s against the law, which law enforcement and not reporters dictate.”

It is neither the AG’s nor job to define the law, regardless of this bullshit headline.

Phlodeling

The art of phlegm yodeling - the exaggerated practice of clearing one's throat for extended periods. Usually done while either fighting a cold or while suffering from a hangover after drunkenly yelling all night.

Scott was up until 03:45 AM with his friends yelling and carrying on - he could then be heard phlodeling for 35 mins in the shower, and continued to do so all the way through breakfast and on his way out the door. That's fuckin Scott for ya.

Lucky Dog

A multi award-winning brand of hot sauce from Hayward, California

That Lucky Dog Hot Sauce is Food's Best Friend!

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