Habermaning

Spinning right wing crimes into headlines that dramatically reduce the implications by using soft terminology and/or posing known facts as a question (e.g. is it a crime?).

Maggie was Habermaning when she wrote, “Many are awaiting Merrick Garland’s view on what’s against the law, which law enforcement and not reporters dictate.”

It is neither the AG’s nor job to define the law, regardless of this bullshit headline.

Habermans

very flat non-exsistant boobs, like there aren't any at all, pretty much smaller than most men's pecs.

man look at those habermans, wait what are we looking at again, i don't see anything

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Habermanning

Focusing on an irrelevant detail during a major event in an attempt to obfuscate.

She was Habermanning when she examined the armed man's shoewear as he violently attacked the Capitol

The Haberman Test

When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.

No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.