Mormon Steamer

A Mormon steamer is a variation of a Cleveland steamer and hoch replaces Shit for porage.

This variation of the Cleveland steamer was made and pioneered by Eli W. Piryznski.

“Wow, Eli sure does give good Mormon Steamers!”

Sitting Gay

Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.

“Why is he sitting gay?”