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Judge: So the knife belonged to you, DNA matches you, the home in which she got murdered belonged to you. Did you murder her?
Honest cop: Nope
Judge: I totally believe you!
When your watching a show on tv and your really into it until it gets cut off and goes to a commercial
Guy 1: Yo you saw when J Cole performed at the BET awards and they cut him off?
Guy 2: yea that nigga got that commercial ether!
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A type of low-bar comedy. the type of comedy your grandmother would love but get irritated by. The lowest of lows and the cheesiest of them all. Every joke is the same and every episode is lame. NBC makes the same stupid comedies over and over again by putting up and coming hot comedians on their shows, put them in a boring premise and call it a comedy show. Parks and Recreation, Community, The Office, Outsourced etc etc. What do all these have in common? EVERYTHING. All featured up and coming comedians hot on the rise. Aubrey Plaza, Aziz Azari, Donald glover, Ken Jeung and more. Boring premise makes it funny. Oh Community college isn't supposed to be funny in real life. NEITHER IS MAKING FUCKIN PARKS. They stick a "curse word" in their once in a while to think its keeping its edge but don't get it twisted. Your pastor will still recommend these types of shows for the whole fuckin family to watch. What a disgrace to comedy
Friend: hey did you watch Community last night? troy wanted to move in with Abed but Abed didn't want it because he thought it ruin their friendship. So that got troy mad and he ended their friendship. But towards the end Troy realizes too much of a good thing is bad for you by eating a giant cookie and they become friends again!
Me:................ Is this a lifetime movie?
Friend: No it's a NBC comedy
Me: that doesn't exist
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a stupid and uncool way bloggers say when they want you to read the rest of the article that they written instead of just saving everybody a few seconds of their life and post it on the front fuckin page so US the readers don't have to load the page again and again AND AGAIN
Last we heard, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg had come aboard to perform a rewrite of the script. Hit the jump for more.
Me: FUCK! WHY?! WHY COULDNT YOU JUST PUT IT ON THE FRONT FUCKIN PAGE?
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a slow motion action sequence involving guns in a film. Many people believe that The Matrix was the first to do it but actually the vampire movie Blade with Wesley snipes did it first a year before the Matrix. After Blade The Matrix came out & everybody was blown away because they never seen it done so many times in a film.
Guy 1: yo you seen the Matrix? Dem slow motion sequences was the shit!
Guy: nah man that Bullet Time was pioneered by Blade. GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT!
the only black jedi in the whole fuckin star wars galaxy
Star Wars fan 1: hey who's that guy with the purple lightsaber?
star wars fan 2: really? that's Mace Windu the black jedi!
star wars fan 1: OH SHIT!
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