The Statts

The Statts is the most likely side-effect of having a Statter (A small, but really spicy hotdog).

Getting "The Statts" is similar in intensity to a hangover, but with the addition of shame and self-disgust at last nights over indulgence.

Dude One: you alright?

Dude Two: No man, I've got a real bad case of the Statts

Dude One: Gross...