Mark

A man of many talents, asks a lot of questions, reads out a lot of answers.

Is known in certain circles as a “lord”, a rare legend of what perfection strives to be.

A man of few weaknesses, however is likely to support a mediocre football team, probably in the North East.

Also has a dubious relationship with dogs.

Do you Mark? Yea he’s that Lord that asks a lot of questions. My dog seems to love him.

Where’s Mark? He’s was here not long ago, where’s my dog gone?

Mark

Big personality, chats to everyone and is the life and soul of the party.

Has his downsides, supports a mediocre football team, lies about his age. Claims to be a lot younger than he actually is.

Has a dubious bond with dogs.

Watch your dog with Mark….