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"Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler" is a parody of the song ecstasy by SUICIDAL-IDOL. This parody is considered peak humor by gen alpha.
A: STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE RIZZLER!
B: I hate gen alpha.
C: kys
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Hypixel Skyblock is a game about spending hours on getting RNGesus drops.
After spending more than 100 hour, you should go outside at least twice a week.
If you spent more than 200 hours, you should consider playing something else in minecraft.
If you spent more than 300 hours, you should go outside and maybe try to talk to someone irl.
If you spent more than 500 hours, now you should consider visitting a doctor.
If you spent more than 1000 hours, you are probably in the end game and if you aren't reading this while waiting for a doctor, then you should.
If you spent more than 2000 hours, you aren't even alive. You just can escape. It's too late. The only grass you can touch is minecraft grass.
If you spend more than 5000 hours, you played the game from the beggining for 6 hours a day. You don't even need the doctor, he can't help you.
If you spend more than 10000 hours, you played from the beggining the whole day. You maxed out everything, you have nothing to do, just, just⦠slowly die.
A: Hey wanna go to the cinema?
B: No, I started playing Hypixel Skyblock. After 10 hours I finally got full strong set.
A: It was nice knowing you *crying*
B: Wait let me just kill Thorn 3 more times.
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It's the "best" comeback ever. You can use it anywhere and whenever you want. If someone uses it too much just tell him that he asked.
A: Hey, I just bought a new pho-
B: Who asked?
A: Sorry, I thought you wou-
B: Who asked?
A: Eh
B: Who asked?
A: Are you ok?
B: Who asked?
A: You.
B: Who asked?
A: You asked.
B: Oh fu-
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Minceraft is a secret in Minecraft. You can see it by opening the game for the 10 000th time.
Common Misunderstanding:
Minceraft is NOT what you get when you mince a raft.
A: Hey, let's play Minecraft!
B: Ok.
A: Oh look, my title says "Minceraft"