pity the foo

A statement used to express extreme distaste and some sympathy for a foolish person who's acted in a regrettable matter. Popularized by Mr. T.

I pity the foo who didn't bring an envelope to this bar mitzvah.

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imBen

Ass monkey

There he goes eating out another asshole. What a total imBen!

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Burninate

Peeing when you have syphllis. Ouch!

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AOL Keyword

Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.

"I don't think she knows yet."
"AOL keyword: 'yet'."

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poochie

A Persian hoochie.

Why does that Persian have blond hair?
It's a dye job. What a fuckin' poochie.

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on parole

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a jail break.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So John is on parole! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!

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nalgas

It's slang for ass in Spanish.

no toque mis nalgas, pendejo

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