Indian Movie

A whole mess of songs, weird dancing, love, the hero is hot and has superhuman strength, and the girl is an overdramatic idiot

Guy: wanna see an indian movie?
Guy #2: oh hell no

School

Hell

Mom: did you like school
Me: *has 3 tests tommorow, 5 missing assignments and a pile of homework*

Sociopath

What my mom calls me

Mom: you act like a sociopath
Me: oh

sleep

The best part of the day

Teacher: write the best part of your day
Me: sleep