Balls First

A contemporary skiing technique where one thrusts their groin forward so that their testicles are out in front at all times. Also effective for boules and frisbee.

"The best way to go down the maintain is balls first!"

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Lashkar Gah

Lashkar Gah (pronounced LASHGAGAAAA!!) is the capital of Helmand Province in Afghanistan. The perfect location for a stag do, it is the birthplace of the lashgasm. Travel links include 'Bossed' airport to the south.

"Let's go get fucked in Lashkar Gah"