cassanova

a human embodiment of refined taste in the fine life, including food, drinks, women, and living.
also described on the saturday night live skit with "Rico Suave"
the ultimate pinnacle of "man;" prodigy, also referred to as Omair Khattak

With his smooth talking, pimp clothing, and cool glances, it was obvious that Omair was a natural cassanova.

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grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.

He got a grocery dick.

cheating

Forbidden teamwork.

I got caught cheating. What the fuck happened to teamwork?

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LB

Short for Low Budget. Initially used to mean excessive inexpensiveness or cheapness, LB now describes anything of subpar quality.

Pk: Is it raining tomorrow?
A: Yes.
Pk: LB.

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esin

A big harry potter nerd. Knows everything about him, and wishes to be with him in bed.

You're such an Esin! Stop drooling over that book!

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Constipated

Suppose you haven't taken a shit for a while and every time you go to the bathroom your poop does not budge because it is firmly stuck and rock hard. You strain yourself but still you cannot get the turd out and you tear your butt hole while you are crying and trying to push it out. This feeling of extreme pain and not being able to pass shit is constipation and one calls you "constipated".

Tom who was not being able to take a crap because the poop was extremely hard ,felt relieved after the doctor explained to him that he was constipated and recommended a suppository.

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super sack

Extraordinarily quick

"Holy s**t Higs, you absolutely ripped my lap time apart!"

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