Argenis

Argenis is a great guy. He will make you laugh till you pee your pants. He's great to talk to about your problems and anything else in life. He has great hair that flows in the wind and a powerful smile that wins em all (even the men😉) . If you make him mad he will hide like a turtle.

He's very easy to talk to and is great at video games. He will eat all your food and maybe your mom too. Watch out tho he might want to steal you'r babies and raise them as his own because he doesn't want to wait 9 months for a child.

Argenis is a guy with style. He smells good. Gives great advise. And gives great hugs too.

If your mean to his friends he will get you back. He loves pranks. He likes to get with people to prank others badly but very funny in the end.

Be his friend or you'll regret it!

And one more thing. Mf built like an oven roasted turkey that fat fucker needs to lose some damn weight. His daily meal consists of eating zaxby’s 10 times a day sweating out all that zax sauce.

Damn it’s Argenis. Better hide my food before he comes to eat it.