HRV

Common viral infectious agents in humans spread through direct person-to-person contact and unhealthy relationships with a person from the Human Resources department at work. They are the predominant cause of extreme awkwardness when forced to interact with HR for legitimate matters. Prevention is through thorough and liberate amounts of don't dip your pen in the company ink.

Bob: Damn I've got a serious case of HRV
Joe: Oh shit, what happened??
Bob: I messed around with Cindy from HR and I'm back on probation after 12 years working here!!!

HRV

Common viral infectious agents in humans spread through direct person-to-person contact and unhealthy relationships with a person from the Human Resources department at work. They are the predominant cause of extreme awkwardness when forced to interact with HR for legitimate matters. Prevention is through thorough and liberate amounts of don't dip your pen in the company ink.

Bob: Dude! I fucked up... I tested positive to HRV...
Joe: No way!! How bad is it?!?
Bob: I fucked it up with Sandy in HR and I'm back on probation after working here for 12 years...