Iphone

FUCKING SHIT PHONE THAT BREAKS IF YOU DROP IT ON THE FUCKING BED!!

FuckTard- OMG I have the new Iphone XS it is so good
Real Human with braincells- It sucks try to drop it on the bed it will break...
FuckTard- No it wont, but I'll try.
*2 minutes later*

FuckTard- OMG IT BROKE YOU HAVE TO PAY IT!
Real human with braincells- No It is not my fault it is expensive and bad as fuck and breaks where ever you drop it!