Fanny Snuffler

A fanny snuffler is a new lesbian who isn’t experienced at munching, so kinda just roots around down there with little effect, a lesbian yet to learn the trade.

Hey did you hear about ‘Suzie?” , ‘no?’ , “yeah, she’s come out as a lesbian”, ‘wow, still, she won’t be very experienced yet will she?’ , “na , ur right, she’s still a bit of a `Fanny Snuffler`”

premature excitementation

To define when people have been excited about something way before they should be.

Your friends have been saying they are excited about going on holiday for almost a year before the date you are going. when the date finally comes they ask you if you are excited about it. Your reply would be.

"No you all ruined it with your Premature Excitementation"