Trying Too Hard

The phrase itself can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective, and defines something that is very obviously forcing an image onto its observer. This can be presented in a number of ways, including:

1) A person trying to convey an image that is unlike his or her actual self typically through large amounts of makeup.

2) Something, such as a television show, attempting to mimic a more popular counterpart.

Amy is a Trying Too Hard; She's wearing a shirt meant for a 15-year old. It's too bad she's very obviously in her 40's.

Adam is Trying Too Hard to convince us that he's slept with Amy, the class whore.

Mission Hill is Trying Too Hard to be King of the Hill, as evidenced by its very title.

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Ninja Tight Deathgrip

Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.

Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.

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TV-14

A United States rating standard used to rank the content of television programs. TV-14 signifies content suited for ages 14 and up.
This term can be used to give a content rating of actual conversations and actions, as well.

Bobby Evans: So, what are you guys doing tonight?
Davo: You know, TV-14 stuff, and you're not invited.

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TV-14

A United States rating standard used to rank the content of television programs. TV-14 signifies content suited for ages 14 and up.
This term can be used to give a content rating of actual conversations and actions, as well.

Bobby Evans: So, we are you guys doing tonight?
Davo: You know, TV-14 stuff, and you're not invited.

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season 2 angle

A phrase that refers to an old joke. The "Season" depends on the year of high school or college. For example, "Season 1" refers to one's Freshmen year while "Season 2" represents the Sophomore year. The term "angle," mostly used in a media-based context, refers to the direction a particular joke utilizes.

Davo: Hey, I'm out of ideas; can't we just make fun of Dan the Man's buggil dash?
Pumster: Nah, that's more of a Season 2 angle.

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flagpole sitter

When a man or woman intentionally or unintentially sits on top of a penis. Also, when a Davo sits on top of a Pumster.

Wow, he's got that flagpole all the way up bobby evans' anus! That old skool nigga's one flagpole sitter!

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dangerously cheesy

When something is both cheesy and dangerous. Refers to the Cheetos commercials starring the lovable Chester Cheetah, which promoted snacks that were "dangerously cheesy."

Bobby Evans: Then the redneck dad goes "Oh, that's right, I let your brother borrow the truck."
Davo: That joke was so cheesy.
Bobby Evans: Dangerously cheesy.

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