pooter

n. A small round-ringed anal hole that has been entered repeatedly. Someone that works at AOL Tech Support.

I pounded that pooter all damn nite till the lube caught fire! That guy at AOL tech support don't know jack!

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ass goblin

1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass

1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.

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shoistic

To be obsessed with bell-bottom jeans.

(This word originates from Sho Yoshimura, graduate of 2005, who was madly obsessed with bell-bottom jeans, and considered them the highest, greatest form of fashion available at his time.)

You're such a shoistic guy!

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speeach

A combination of the words beeatch and speech, forming a term for a very bitchy speech team personage.

Specifically, one of the members of the triumvirate of speeahces, who shall remain anonymous. Known commonly as Jan, Connie and Claire. One is known for her chain-smoking and lack of personal hygiene, another for her rather bulbous appearance, and the other for her general aura of bitchiness.

The ultimate speeach would be very, very short, Irish, eat entire pigs at once, never shave, and chain-smoke unfiltered Camels.

"Why did she get a 6 last round? Because she is a speeach, of course!"

"I'd join the speech team, but the coach at our school is a repulsive speeach."

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Doobage

Well doobage is what is made out of the plant that lives out in the backyard, known as doobs by stoners, or marijuana by the townsfolk.

"Hey man, we got doobage now. Ohhhhhhh damn this stuff the shit man!"

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nugz

1) High quality marijuana usu. grown indoors and through the use of hydroponic growing methods. Nugz are typically seedless and when harvested and trimmed have a nugget-like appearance, hence the use of nugz, for short.

Those neo-tuts I picked up last night were bone dry and are some of the best nugz I've had all month.

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hiding the hobbit

to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve

to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank

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