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A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.
Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!
when you pick your wife up from bingo and you shove the bingo dabber in her ass and she screams BINGO!
i picked up a hottie from arts and gave her a hot roger!
This so-called band, three bald guys painted blue... they play rock-and-roll for people who don't like rock-and-roll.
They are to rock kinda what Liberace was for classical music.
Some say they suck so hard that it amounts to a full-fledged blowjob.
Id rather sit on an anthill than watch the Blue Man Group
She's smart, she's tuff, she's hot, and she's for real!
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.
Have no fear, Condoleezza Rice is here, and she may be your next President!
An appetizer
If God hadn´t wanted us to eat pussy, He wouldnt have made it look so much like a taco
The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!
Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks
The toughest fucking gang to ever take to the streets. www.geocites.com/eph_unit
Damn dogg these f-unit gangstas stomped my head in last night.