Off the perc

When one is acting in an erratic manner that may be from the lack of an addictive substance.

"Man why are you acting like a crackhead?"
"Sorry bro, I'm off the percs

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Maintenance admin

A group of marines who are under appreciated by their maintenance counterparts who believe that they do nothing but sit in their office and jerk each other off while resetting OOMA passwords for fun. In reality they are the saviors of the fleet in that they let allow maintenance to use bullshit systems that make things 10 times as complicated and stupid, as well give S-6 a break because everyone thinks that they deal with computers.

Controller: Airframes! Have signed off that MAF on 069 yet?
Airframer: No Sgt all of our OOMA permissions have been changed by Maintenance Admin and they won't change them back unless change our passwords.

Controller: why don't you just change your passwords?

Airframer: they want us to change them to MAINTsuxASS42069!!!
Controller: understandable, go take their boots and get that MAF signed.
Airframer: Rah Sgt