When you smoke the ganja all night long
Rupert: Where's John
Hugo: He's gone to Henry Carter outside
Rupert: Sweet geez
When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger
Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful
When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger
Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful
George Wyld George Wild Liv Beard
When a girl just goes absolutely mad for a big dirty beard.
Carlo: What does Liv see in him?
Jack: Well she saw his beard and then just went total George Wyld
When your weedhead's gone missing.
Alfie: Anyone seen Aidan?
Max: Yeah, where's Weedhead at?
When you instagram friend request a 16 year old.
Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.
Stinky: You seen Gliddon recently?
Bonner: Heard he got a girl in bed but couldn't erect the tent
Stinky: Ah he did a Greg Mayled
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