cigarette

Amount of time taken to smoke a cigarette. One of the non-SI units of time. While still popular within smokers, it has drastically dropped in popularity due to non-smokers and their campaigns. The alternative school of thought proposes it be used as a unit of distance.

"Are you sure the eggs aren't overboiled?" said Anon. "Don't worry bro, it's still got half a cigarette left," said Chad, pointing at his half smoked fag.