Chef Patrick

noun; Moniker given to culinary geniuses who are good with their hands. Usually reserved for handsome men with a sparkling smile, who can turn on the heat in the kitchen and pretty much anywhere else.

Girl 1: OMG this food is soooo good! Check it out - that's the guy who made it.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he's definitely a Chef Patrick.
Girl 1: How can you tell?
Girl 2: Honey, the steam that is rising is not coming from your dish it's coming from you looking at him!

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3B

Beach, Blanket & a Blowjob

Girl: What time do the clean the beach?
Friend: 9:00pm. Why?
Girl: I just wanted to make sure we got there after the cleaners left. It might ruin the mood.
Friend: Mood for what?
Girl: 3B
Friend: Huh?
Gilrl: you know, beach. blanket and a blowjob

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